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Sammy Robertson astride "Binki" the Shetland Pony. Younger Brother Ronnie is alongside. Siloam Baptist Church and the Pam Am Station is in the background. You can see the Pan Am sign just to the left of Binki's head.

Sammy Robertson astride "Binki" the Shetland Pony. Younger Brother Ronnie is alongside. Siloam Baptist Church and the Pam Am Station are shown in the background. You can see the Pan Am sign just to the left of Binki's head.

The Twins, a pony, a dog, and a birthday party to remember.

The very first people that I remember socializing with outside of my family is a set of twins who, at the time lived just up the street from me a little closer to the center of the small town of Marion Alabama. Their names are Jimmy and Sammy Robertson, though nowadays they go by Jim and Sam. For some reason I can’t get used to that though. They will always be Jimmy and Sammy to me, and I suppose I will always be “Wesley” to them instead of “Wes” as I am now known to most other people that know me outside of Marion.

My first remembrance of playing together is one of riding tricycles in the side-yard of my house on Centerville Street. My Daddy had built us a new driveway by filling in a steep area on the side of the house with *bricks and rubble, then smoothing it out and packing it down pretty good. It provided us with a good ramp to roll down all the way to the backyard. I later learned to ride a bike on that very same driveway. My sister Ginny was kind enough to talk me into sitting astride her bicycle so she could give it a good hard shove – never mind that my feet didn’t touch the ground.

Time went along, seasons came and went, tricycles and hide-and-go-seek evolved into bicycles, baseball, dodge ball, and all the other games children play. Then, suddenly, the twins were gone! They had moved a long way off – clear across town – something like a mile away! All was not lost however, Jimmy and Sammy’s parents were good civic minded people so it wasn’t long before their Mother, Mrs. Dorothy Robertson, became one of the Den Mothers for Cub Scout Pack 122 and helped put it into full swing. Somewhere along the way I joined up. By my doing that I remained in contact with “The Twins” as they were always called – Marion being too small a town to claim more than one set, at least as far as I knew at the time.

Being a member of Den 122, and also a former close neighbor I suppose led to my being included in birthday party invitations. A particularly memorable party was The Twins tenth birthday. One of the presents they received was every little boys dream – a pony – yep, that’s right, a real living, breathing pony. “Binki” was the pony’s name. He was a Shetland breed, brown and white, with a long beautiful mane, and was equipped with a real genuine western style saddle – covered stirrups and all. There is little doubt that The Twins were the envy of every boy in and around Marion – certainly to all of the party attendees.

As the party went along rides were allowed to the kids. I don’t remember where in the rotation I came up but given what I am about to relate to you there is a good chance I was the last one – at least for that day. This was because of another party attendee that got a little too involved in the festivities. I had just climbed aboard Binki, and was about to be led around the yard by one of the adults I suppose. The reason I suppose this is because the reins were hanging down in front of Binki – as in – not in my possession. Not that that would have mattered, I wouldn’t have known what to do with them if I had had them anyway. I had never even sat upon a horse – much less ridden one.

Enter the already alluded to but not yet introduced “other attendee” – The Twins dog “Man.” Man was a playful, rambunctious collie mix. I don’t think Man cared too much for his new member of the family – and I will here report that it may have been that Man didn’t care too much for me either. There’s a pretty good chance that’s me on the ground beneath Man in the picture below.

Just as I settled into the saddle and inserted my feet into the stirrups Man decided that then would be a good time to express his displeasure to the newest member of the Robertson family, and possibly to me too, by setting up a barking fit that would do justice to a city dog pound at feeding time.

"Man" the collie dog is trouncing on someone, and there's a real good chance it's me. The Barker House is in the background.

"Man" the collie dog is trouncing on someone, and there's a real good chance it's me. The Barker House is in the background.

That did it. Binki was spooked. Spooked bad. Off we went – the pony, me, and the dog. The thing tore out across a good part of Marion with me aboard. Across streets, sidewalks, and other hard surfaces we flew. Man was doing a good job of keeping up the pace by continuing to bark while staying in close, hot pursuit. I was holding on to the saddle horn for dear life. I’m sure anyone observing from the rear would have thought I looked like **Johnny Mack Brown on his best day; to someone with a frontal view I probably would have looked just exactly like what I was – a nine year old boy that was scared half to death. I suppose I was hoping the thing would run out of gas or at least trip over the reins, or maybe I just wasn’t thinking at all. My options weren’t looking too good.

Finally the soft green campus of Marion’s own Judson College hove into view. The pony was still at a dead run though. I instantly formed a plan. Once we had covered a couple of hundred feet of the campus – and I didn’t see any concrete within reasonable striking distance – I bailed off! As I recall, I rolled and bounced somewhere between two and two-hundred feet, came to a stop and quickly sprang up in time to catch a final glimpse of both of the pony’s rear feet kicked up in the air, wildly flapping tail, and the rest of his rear quarters disappearing from view as it continued at a full gallop into the interior of Judson’s campus.

It was probably only a matter of a minute or two before I was retrieved by a posse of nine and ten year old children led by Mother Robertson. Aside from my feelings I was unhurt. I haven’t seen the pony since. I’m sure I saw the dog after that. I never blamed the dog. And I still like DOGS.

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*The bricks and rubble I refer to were from the remains of Judson College’s Jewett Hall that, in 1947, was completely destroyed by fire caused by a lightning strike. I was four years old at the time and can still remember standing on my front porch about one mile from the scene watching the glow from the fire in the night air.

A fund raiser was held to rebuild the structure. Governor “Big Jim Folsom” is reported to have paid $25 for the first brick sold. I am sure Daddy paid a little something for the two or three dump truck loads of brick and other rubble he built the driveway with but I’m certain he didn’t pay $25 per brick! The 1947 fire was actually the second burning of the building. It had been destroyed by fire once before in 1888.

**Johnny Mack Brown was a silver screen cowboy star of that era. He was a native of Dothan Alabama and had been a star player on the University of Alabama football team that won the 1926 Rose Bowl.

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Eastern Copperhead Snake

Eastern Copperhead Snake

In the first of these few short essays about snakes I told you about a somewhat humorous engagement I had with a common coachwhip when I was a small child. My next encounter with a snake was one that, at least to me, was not at all humorous and in fact had a degree of danger attending it. I will tell you about it by beginning this way:

The surveying of property occasionally requires the “running out” of boundary lines that define a parcel of land. This is done by measuring directly along the lines from one property marker to another. These lines are often difficult to measure along because of dense underbrush and trees obstructing the course. This kind of situation requires the use of hand tools such as bush hooks, machetes, and ditch bank blades.

A ditch bank blade is sometimes called a * “kaiser blade” or “bush axe”. “Back in the day” so to speak, a crew of four men, with only two men cutting, were expected to cut out and accurately measure at least one mile of line per day regardless of how dense the undergrowth, or how big or how many trees there might be. On occasion the need would arise to leave off the cutting out of a line near the end of a work day and resume work on it again the following morning, or whenever the next work day happened to be.

This being the case surveyors have always counseled one another to be watchful for snakes, and to make plenty of noise when going back onto a cut line after having worked along it on a previous day. The idea being that snakes will lie along the line to bask in the warm morning sun, and that whatever snakes might be in a state of trespass upon the line at that time will sense your arrival by whatever mechanism they are equipped with to do such a thing and will slither away. Snakes, I am told are not much for socializing.

Whether snakes in fact enjoy taking the morning sun is true or not is something I don’t know but that is what the counsel has always been among surveyors, at least ever since I have been one. Now so far all of that sounds like pretty good advice except for one small detail; it’s that slither away part. It doesn’t work for copperheads. They can’t – at least not right away. Nature did not equip them to do such a thing as their first line of defense.

Nature it seems never took into account that a party of ordinarily sane surveyors would from time to time go stumbling about in the wilderness swinging sharp tools, knocking down trees, bushes, briars, kudzu, or anything else that might obstruct their line of sight along a boundary line they intend to measure. This lack of accounting has left the copperhead with a characteristic that does not very well accommodate the habits of either modern man or the copperhead.

Look Close! Copperhead camouflaged in dead leaves

Look Close! Copperhead camouflaged in dead leaves

Copperheads, unlike other snakes, don’t always run from danger. They rely upon the camouflage appearance of their skin, and instead of running away as most any other self respecting snake is likely to do, they – freeze. They generally freeze until they are quite literally stepped on or are stepped so close to that, in their opinion, they must strike out in self defense.

This contrary behavior sets up a most disagreeable circumstance for a land surveyor – copperheads don’t buzz like a rattlesnake, they don’t run like a moccasin, and you can’t see them because of their camouflage. Though their bite is rarely fatal, if it does bite, it can be very serious business. It’s as simple as this: If they happen to be where you are going you could very easily get into trouble.

Sometime during the summer of 1966, I was afforded the opportunity of learning all about this behavior through first hand observation while clearing a line through dense undergrowth in a forest of mixed deciduous and evergreen trees in the vicinity of Demopolis Alabama.

It happened that we had left off the clearing of a line from the previous day and had returned to the job site the next morning to resume our business. As I recall, our entire Survey Crew consisting of Party Chief, Tom McCray; Instrumentman, Skip Gentle; Rodmen, Jim Brazier, Mark Gilliland, and me were all walking in single file one behind the other returning to the end point of the line we had left off clearing the previous day.

Though I do not positively remember the exact order, It is likely that Tom McCray would have been leading the way, perhaps with a machete in hand to cut small brush out of the way that had bent over onto the line because of being weighted down by the morning dew. Skip would probably have been right behind him carrying the surveying instrument on his shoulder. Mark was definitely behind Skip and I know I was I was directly behind Mark. Jim, who always seemed to carry the stake bag, sledge hammer, and range pole, would most likely have been bringing up the rear – joking and being his always pleasant and jovial self all the way along.

It is most likely that I would have been carrying a bush hook as that has always been my favorite cutting tool. Mark was carrying what we then called a “bush axe” though some old timers referred to that type of tool as a kaiser blade. Mark was undoubtedly knocking hanging brush out of the way that Tom had left behind, thus cleaning up the line a little more so Skip would have a clear view back along the line after he set his instrument up.

As we walked along the line, either Skip stepped on or too close to a frozen copperhead that lay alongside our path, or it might have been that Mark’s kaiser blade landed near it as he cut through a bush. Whatever the case was, a very large copperhead resorted to its next line of defense by lunging out crossways between Skip and Mark, either with the intent of striking one or the other of them or to simply run away in the most convenient direction.

If it did have the intent of biting one of them it missed, and if it only intended to escape, it didn’t get very far. I am very sure the thought of: “the snake is running – leave it alone – you are safe” never once went through Mark Gilliland’s mind. I think he thought: “there is a snake and it needs killing in the worst kind of way.” Quick as a wink he set about the business of doing so by striking downward with his bush axe while reaching way out to his left.

The snake had already made some good ground in an effort to escape but not far enough to avoid being struck by Mark’s downstroke. Unfortunately for Mark the stroke only cut the snake longways about the middle of it’s fat body. Even though Mark struck at the snake at a very severe angle the thing would have probably been cut in half and at least rendered nearly immobile had it not been for the fact that he struck with the hook side of the bush axe pointed down.

That was not a good thing; the ground stopped the downward movement of the implement before it could cut all the way through the body of the snake. The end result of that little activity was that Mark then had a very angry copperhead to deal with. The thing instantly turned and charged Mark.

Oh hell.

I’ll have to say the creature put up a valiant fight but it really didn’t stand a chance, especially after having already been severely injured. It got in close enough to raise up a couple of times and make a few head bobs in an effort to strike, but Mark was now the one in full survival mode. In about half a second he had that kaiser blade going so fast it looked like a circular saw and just about before you could bat your eyes a couple of times he had the thing cut into about a thousand pieces.

Snake parts were hanging off of bushes and laying all over the place. It was a gruesome sight. The thing looked more like it had been blown up from the inside by a hand grenade rather than being cut up.

As for me, I stood stock still and watched. For all I knew there could be yet another copperhead close by so I wasn’t going to make a move at the risk of adding another party to the fight, and I for sure wasn’t going to step up and help Mark. I guess I figured that I stood about an equal chance of being bitten by the snake or decapitated by the kaiser blade so the best thing to do was to do nothing.

With that I conclude my story about a somewhat frightening experience with a copperhead, and invite you to continue your education of the history of my experiences with snakes when it is convenient for you to do so, by turning your attention to the posting titled “A Prairie Rattler And A New World Record.” There I will tell you all about my first personal meeting with Mr. Rattler.

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Actor Billy Bob Thornton as he portrayed the character Karl Childers in the 1996 movie "Sling Blade."

Actor Billy Bob Thornton as he portrayed the character Karl Childers in the 1996 movie "Sling Blade."

*Billy Bob Thornton later made the term “kaiser blade” popular in the movie “Sling Blade.” The line in the movie went like this:


“I picked up a kaiser blade that was a layin’ there by the screen door, some folks calls it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade. . . .”

Interestingly, prior to my watching the movie only a few years ago I don’t remember ever hearing it being referred to as a “sling blade” – or for that matter, by its manufacturers official name; “ditch bank blade.” I believe I have always heard it referred to as a bush axe or a kaiser blade – nothing else. Billy Bob Thornton is nearly as old as I am and has as much rural background as I do, so if he says that it was alternately called a “sling blade” I’m fine with that too.

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Aside from being struck at and nearly bitten on the leg by a snake on one occasion, and on another occasion, being positioned quite literally face-to-face, and within easy striking distance of a coiled up buzzing rattlesnake, I have never really had much trouble with snakes.

So it is with that brief preamble, intended to ease you into understanding in advance that you will not be subjected to reading about wild and horrific tales, that I invite you to continue reading this first of a few short essays that chronicle some of my experiences with snakes.

The first disagreeable business I ever had with a snake was one of attending a graveside funeral service when I was about four years old. Though it is a dim memory to me, I can recall enough of the event to piece it together with accounts later told to me by family members so that all of the following is a truthful report about the ocassion. The story begins thus:

It happened that my family and I were leaving the service spoken about in the previous paragraph with me leading the way, when a so called “coachwhip” snake that was lying or traveling alongside the same footpath I was walking upon decided to challenge me to a foot race. Not that the contest was any kind of prearranged event mind you; the probability is that I came upon the snake from behind and we startled each other into breaking into a dead run, each of us trying to escape the company of the other while being disadvantaged by going the same direction at the same time.

It was later reported to me that the snake and I stayed in convoy for a considerable amount of time – it, I am told, whipping in and out from between my legs as we ran along. I have been told that there was no clear winner to the contest for we both disappeared from sight of all the witnesses as we passed a church something less than a mile downhill from the graveyard. The last vision anyone had of the snake and me together was one of me in mid stride, at an altitude of a little less than three feet above the ground, and still accelerating – not quite up to forty miles an hour, but gaining on it all the time.

Though there may not have been a clear winner to the race, I can assure you that if points for trampling had been included in the contest rules the snake would have lost by a wide margin. Between the time we set off, to the time we bade each other farewell I don’t believe either of my feet landed once without the snake being between some part of my shoe leather and the ground.

When all was said and done I’m sure the snake was as exhausted by the exercise as I probably was but I’ll lay pretty good odds it was feeling a whole lot more beat up than me. Throughout the duration of the derby one of my feet had to have hit the ground something under every twenty feet or so, and every time it did the snake had the misfortune of having some part of its body in the way – everywhere I went it was sure to go, and everywhere the snake tried to go I arrived an instant later – right on top of it. We just couldn’t get away from each other. I’m quite sure the snake was unhappy with the outcome, for even a four year old carries enough weight to pummel and bruise up a small skinny snake pretty good.

Since it is not my nature to trump up and embellish a story in an effort to round it off and put an ending to it that I have no remembrance or knowledge of, I will leave off the business of the coachwhip by saying that the snake and I must simply have reached an armistice. One that remains unsettled to this very day.

With that I conclude my report to you concerning the coachwhip and the funeral incident, and now go on to inform you that in the installment titled “The Copperhead And The Kaiser Blade Incident” you can learn about about a less humorous, and in fact somewhat dangerous meeting I witnessed when I was next in close company with the creature that Genesis reports God cursed above all cattle and above every beast of the field.

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Sam The Sheepdog

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Oct 112009
Border Collie
 
You think dogs will not be in Heaven?
I tell you, they will be there long before any of us. . . .
Robert Louis Stevenson

Those of you who have read my “Bert and the Cowboys” story can probably appreciate that I had begun to operate with a whole new frame of mind when it came to flying over or landing upon properties that belonged to ranchers on the western slope of Colorado.

After my pilot Bert had nearly started up a real old time wild west shooting war, I pretty quickly figured out that a little less risky way of operating was needed for us to be able to continue carrying out our work of flying over, landing upon, setting targets on, and measuring all around many of the ranchers properties. In short, I needed to make sure we had permission to go upon certain properties.

It is true, as I reported in Bert and the Cowboys, that in many cases we did not need any permission in the first place, at least as far as grazing land lease holders should have been concerned, and as far as permission to enter onto private property was concerned, I had been told by my supervisor that a company employed “land man” was going out in advance of our traverse securing permission for us in those cases where we truly did need it.

Bert’s activities with the cowboys had driven home one principle most people have heard about but not everyone practices; that is, if you want anything done right you will probably be better off if you do it yourself.

Since I had not seen the land man even once up until that time, and did not know for a fact such a person even existed, I resolved to take on the task of securing permission to go upon certain properties by asking the owners or lease holders for it myself if I thought it an appropriate thing to do.

Soon after I decided to take on that responsibility, I had occasion to visit a sheep ranch located south and west of the community of Tabernash Colorado. In this case the ranch owner happened to be a woman who reminded me of the legendary actress Barbara Stanwyck, cast as Victoria Barkley, the matriarch of a fictional 1870′s California ranching family depicted in the 1965 television series “Big Valley.”

My *Gunner, Ignacio Antonio Romo, and I met with her at a gate at the end of a long dirt lane that was bordered on each side by fences and trees. How she came to meet us at that place is lost in my memory. I only know I did not go to her house and knock upon a door, she was standing at the gate waiting for us as I eased my pickup truck to a stop, crowding over to the right side of the lane and only a foot or two short of the gate. She was accompanied by a young black and white Border Collie that appeared to me to be between one and two years old – still a puppy really. Tony and I got out to meet her. We gathered near the front left fender of the truck, exchanged introductions, and began a discussion of the business we were there to speak with her about.

As we talked together the dog stayed close to the ranch owner and seemed to me to be sort of vying for her attention by looking up at her in an inquiring kind of way, probably hoping to receive an approving verbal acknowledgment or a pat on the head. This went on for only a few minutes while we continued our conversation, then the dog slipped away without any of us noticing. It was only short time after our arrival that something caused us to turn our attention up the lane to behold a flock of sheep headed our way at a pretty good trot. Every once in awhile the dog would appear out one side or the other from behind the flock, obviously herding them along.

Border Collie HerdingI suppose the dog wanted attention and had decided it was going to get it one way or another. It may have been that the way the truck was parked far over on the right hand side of the road, with the front of it up close against the gate, leaving a space open to the fence that bounded the lane on the extreme left side, put in the mind of the dog that here was a pen that needed filling up – never mind that we were standing in it.

And fill it up he did! Before I could figure out what was going on, all three of us, the rancher lady, Tony, and me, were more than knee deep in sheep while the little dog was busy packing them into the space tighter and tighter all the time.

We all got a pretty good chuckle out of what was going on before madam rancher decided the pup had had enough fun and it was time to put a stop to it. I do not remember seeing any kind of hand signal at all, and I know there was no sort of whistle sounded; the lady simply raised her voice just a little and commanded:

Sam! You go put those sheep back!

Sam quickly obeyed by working his way around to where we were standing, turned them, and set about the work of hustling them right back up the lane from whence they had come. I do not know what pasture he ultimately herded them into, for the lane was a long one, and our conversation continued for a long while after all of the sheep and the dog had disappeared from view. Perhaps there was an opening in the fence somewhere up the way where he got them to start with. I just don’t know.

I occasionally think of the rancher lady issuing that simple command, just as if she were speaking to an errant child, and how Tony and I were left peering in wonder through a light cloud of dust at Sam as he worked the flock up the lane with the ones in the back sort of tumbling over the ones in front of them. It is a nostalgic memory I will never forget.

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*To the uninitiated the word “gunner” is used at different places throughout the country to refer to one who operates the surveying instrument, which is sometimes called a “gun.” He “runs the gun” so to speak – as a consequence, in some locales he is often called a “gunner.” Other terms one will sometimes hear are “instrumentman” or “i-man” – a shortening of instrumentman.

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Bert And The Cowboys

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Oct 112009
A typical Western Colorado Cowboy

A typical Western Colorado Cowboy. Notice the Winchester 30-30 Lever Action Carbine in the lariat loop. It is standard equipment for a working cowboy in the west to this day.

Several years ago the fastest and best *gunner I have ever known, one Ignacio Antonio Romo, and I undertook to carry out a very long survey for a proposed cross country gas line. The line originated in the gas fields several miles west and south of Meeker Colorado and ran east, eventually terminating in the town of Fraser Colorado. In broad strokes the job required setting large aerial photo targets and then traverse through them tying into state plane coordinate monuments as often as we could along the way. The entire length of all the lines traversed was well over two hundred miles. It was a really big job and a grand adventure to boot.

At the time “Tony” Romo and I were employed by a company headquartered in Denver. I was a Senior Party Chief for the company and was placed in charge of the field operations for the survey by the Surveying Department Manager.

Before leaving Denver we had been setup with two Wild T2 theodolites, one Geodimeter model 76 yoke mount distance meter, and a veritable truckload of prisms, tripods, tribrachs, adapters, and so forth.

The general technique I employed was to leapfrog traverse through every point if at all possible. Tony would turn horizontal and vertical angle sets, remove the gun, mount the distance meter, and then measure distances back and ahead on every other point. I would occupy the points in between, book his notes by radio, then turn and record my own angle sets. We had our procedure so well perfected that we could be on and off a point in a very short amount of time.

We shuttled back and forth between points in a Bell 47D Helicopter, a type which is pretty much the same model helicopter that you sometimes see on the old M*A*S*H television shows. As far as I know the main difference between the ones you see on that show and the “D” series we flew in, is that our engine was equipped with a turbo – a necessary feature when a pilot is trying to put one skid down to let a surveyor out onto a rocky ledge in the high mountains with winds swirling from every direction.

Our pilot was Bert Metcalf, a man who owned and operated a flying service with headquarters in nearby Montrose Colorado. To say that Bert was a character among characters would be putting it mildly. In addition to providing charter services for surveying companies, or anyone else that needed to fly around in the mountains, he was occasionally called upon for a rescue operation, and to supplement his income during the winter season he used his extraordinary flying skill to shoot coyotes for bounty.

Bert Metcalf. An extraordinary pilot.

Bert Metcalf. An extraordinary pilot.

At the time of the “official” onset of hostilities in Vietnam, Bert was employed as a chief line mechanic for a major American airline. He was far beyond draft age and had a good steady high paying job. Most people would probably think he had it made. Not Bert. He wanted adventure. He wanted to fly! Not only did he want to fly, he wanted to fly where adventure was – so he just up and quit his job in order to voluntarily join the US Army so that he could learn to fly helicopters. He wanted to go to Vietnam, and he did. Bert, simply stated, was John Wayne in a helicopter.

Continuing with the story – though our department manager had arranged for a person from our company to go out ahead of our traverse and gain permission for us to go on privately owned land, that did not cure all the “trespass” issues that came up. Much of the land in the western part of Colorado is owned by the US Government. “Grazing Rights” are often leased to ranchers. Our understanding was that those lands were wide open to us and that we did not need any kind of permission to go upon them – in fact we had a work permit from the Bureau of Land Management. The ranchers didn’t care. They didn’t want us flying over or landing on “their” land at all.

As our survey progressed to the east a good deal of gossip about our “trespassing” began to circulate among the ranchers and other citizens that lived in or near the small towns we passed through. It seemed to us that we could almost feel hostile thoughts emanating from people surrounding our breakfast or dinner table on the occasions we would take our meals in different cafés along the way.

Bert’s wife accompanied us throughout most all of the survey. She was as cool and unflappable a character as you are ever likely to meet. Her job was to drive the fuel truck to prearranged locations so that we could refuel without having to fly very far from the area we were working on any given day.
Her practice was to park fifty feet or so downwind of what looked to her like a good landing spot. That way Bert could swoop in over the top of the truck and land ahead of her with the front of the aircraft facing the required upwind direction. This way of doing it prevented her from having to jockey the truck around. Once we landed, she would just pull straight forward and park on the right hand side of the aircraft, away from the exhaust which was located on the left side of the craft. That way we could refuel with the engine running and the rotor spooling. This technique enabled us to be on our way in just a few minutes. That’s not the safest thing in the World to do, but that’s how we did it.

My wife Carolyn and my daughter Vickie going for a short hop.

My wife Carolyn and my daughter Vickie going for a short hop.

As earlier mentioned, trouble was brewing among the rancher cowboys in the region. Things finally came to a head one day when they got together and formed up a posse with the idea I suppose of confronting us.

On the particular day that what I am about to relate happened, Bert and I were headed to a fuel staging area that his wife had picked out. As we approached the location we could see some pickup trucks parked on the upwind side of the landing spot. Several cowboys were either sitting on the tailgates of the trucks or they were lounging about close by. Every single one of them had a rifle and some of them had a pistol strapped on – just like in the movies. They were all decked out in appropriate western regalia, replete with cowboy hats, cowboy boots, wool lined vests, snap button shirts, and cowboy cut jeans. They were genuine working cowboys, some were even sporting**chaps and spurs. It was a sight to see as we closed in from above.

Whether or not Bert’s wife had spoken with them earlier telling them where to park their trucks is something I don’t know, but I do have my suspicions for I can almost swear I noticed a wry smile on Bert’s face as we passed over the fuel truck. The landing spot was directly in front of us, and the cowboys were right in line ahead of that. There was no wind, or at least no more than a light breeze. It was a perfect setup. Bert couldn’t resist.

As we came to a hover just inches above our landing spot Bert hauled up on the collective and twisted the throttle to full power with his left hand while pulling back on the cyclic stick with his right hand. This exercise puts the main rotor blades into maximum thrust, and at the same time tilts the nose of the aircraft up so that the rotor wash is forced forward. In this case the wash was forced forward with wind speeds approaching a category five hurricane. If we were landing into a light breeze it was no match for the kind of angry tempest Bert had set into motion.

When the swirling maelstrom hit them cowboy hats went everywhere; at least one of them blew high enough to be swirled over towards us and right down into the rapidly rotating main rotor blades, instantly turning it into small felt pieces; the pickup trucks were rocking back and forth and to and fro so much that the wheels looked like they might bounce off the ground, vests and chaps were flapping so hard they were almost torn off the men wearing them, a couple of blue heeler dogs that were in company tore off at a dead run in search of better climate, the rifles were thrown down so that the former holders could use one hand to cover their eyes and the other to try to keep their clothes on, Bert was smiling, and I was a little bit scared.

Bert relented after a little while and set the chopper down. I think I stuttered something like: “You think I ought to go over and talk to them?” I didn’t clearly hear Bert’s response so to this day I don’t know what he said. All I know is that he uttered something as he clambered out of the ship, all the while exhibiting a perfectly measured degree of contempt, and at the same time, conspicuously adjusting the belt buckle on his holster.

The cowboys were a weather beaten whipped bunch by that time and not a word had been said to them. I really don’t remember if any one of them came over to talk or not. If they did, they would have talked to Bert. He was armed and experienced. I wasn’t either one. The cowboys were armed but they probably weren’t experienced – not like Bert was.

WW II

*To the uninitiated the word “gunner” is used at different places throughout the country to refer to one who operates the surveying instrument, which is sometimes called a “gun.” He “runs the gun” so to speak – as a consequence, in some locales he is often called a “gunner.” Other terms one will sometimes hear are “instrumentman” or “i-man” – a shortening of instrumentman.

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